cougar formula

Mathematical formula for determining the maximum age of a man's age for a woman to be considered a cougar.
Woman's age divide in half, then add 7. The result is the maximum age of her cub.

Female - 34 (cougar age)

cougar formula:

34/2 = 17.

17 + 7 = 24

Maximum male age - 24 (cub age)

by Windrider79 November 22, 2013

the girl number formula

The actual amount of guys a girl has slept with, not the amount stated

actual # = 2*(given #) + (given #)/2

A girl said she hooked up with 2 people... its actually 5 by "the girl number formula"

by ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAC May 26, 2011

Formula Fascist

Any person who staunchly supports the use of commercial infant formula as the right way to feed babies, who rigorously opposes public support for breastfeeding, and who is intolerant of those who do not conform to that belief.

The formula fascists filed a complaint when the maternity hospital stopped giving away welcome bags supplied by the formula company.

by Anne G. August 22, 2008

Formula 1

A Sport where People will watch almost nothing happen for an hour, the same 2 people win every race, and the fans will be overly toxic and shit on every sport (especially nascar) even though they're completely different, and millionaires jack off as they pour millions into fancy go carts

Formula 1 fan: Verstappen just won for the 5th time in a row!

Formula 1 fan #2 : Hell yeah!

by Blandimakes January 8, 2022

Original Formula

Referring to the Four Loko formula prior to the removal of all caffeine.

Dave: Hey brah, how was your 4th?

Steve: Oh dude it was fucking sick, we were playing beer pong on the lake and Todd got smashed off some Original Formula then pissed on his girlfriend and hit his best friend in the face.

Dave: Damn dude where'd you find that?

Steve: I have kept some Original Formula on the reserve for special ocassions, you know that ish gets your RIPPED!

by The J Jack July 6, 2011

Anal Penetration Formula

The Angle of the Dangle x The mass of the ass = The heat of the meat

What is the formula to ass fuck someone? -Arbiter

look it up. its called the Anal Penetration Formula. -John

by Killerflash25 October 9, 2017

Quadratic Formula

A mildly long but sensible and useful equation. Typically used for solving for the two, one, or zero real values of X in a quadratic equation.

"I used the quadratic formula to find the X intercepts of this parabola!"

by マジで死にたい May 4, 2019