I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

forgot

forgot; Forgot is a past tense used to express that you have don't remember because you forgot, forgot is basically the past tense of forget

(Forgotted is not a word by the way)

I don't remember telling you this, maybe i forgot

by forgotted is NOT a word April 20, 2022

forgot password?

Just use a password manager and you will never have to deal with any passwords. ever.

Not Bill: "Ugh, forgot my password again. Now i gotta go through the whole "forgot password?" process"
Bill:"My password manager automatically logs me in and it also generates super strong passwords that are practically impossible to break."
Be like Bill

by Incognitux February 16, 2023

You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested

“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”

by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024

Forgot

It is a creative block , similar to writers block

Created by: Louisa Addison70

SHIT , all my ideas fell out my asshole , I got forgot !!!

by Louisa addision70 March 23, 2022

Forgot how to English

A slang term for when someone stutters or makes a mistake when talking, usually followed by “for a second”. Has a similar meaning to “I can’t words”

P1: “Hey dude, do you know when the team meet is over?”
P2: “It should end at 9:56”
P1: “Thanks lamb”
P2: “Bro, what?”
P1: “I meant man! Sorry, I forgot how to English for a second”
P2: “Haha, it’s okay”

by T-pose cat June 19, 2022

forgot to say bye

when your friend Luke rudely hangs up the skype call with you because his mom is yelling at him to get ready then you're still technically still in a call with him.

"hey you forgot to say bye so we're technically still in a call"
"wow travis you're so smart this is why you're my bestest friend"
":)"

by grrgrrcat April 14, 2017