Jesus

I am tired of everyone bitching and arguing about what color Jesus was. HE WAS NOT BLACK OR WHITE HE WAS MIDDLE EASTERN!!!!!!!! By the way middle eastern people are more closely related to white people so stop being asswipes! HE WASN'T BLACK
I am damn tired of people telling me jesus was black, he was middle eastern.
by superninjapenguin March 02, 2007
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Purest example of love ever known, love in a form that is incomprehensable, even to those who hate Him so much, pure enough to love those who show that hate on this very page.
Calender of western world centers around His birth, acknowledged historically from non-Christian sources, documents of His followers are historically accurate, was seen ressurected and acknowledged as doing such.
by mateo_grande April 16, 2005
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The son of the almighty God. Our brother who died for our sins, so that we could be saved from our ever-sinful lives.
"It is through Jesus Christ we are righteous before God."
by iliketochill May 09, 2008
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Jesus, is a cool guy who is cooler than nature, enjoys long romantic walks on water, and doesn't get all big-headed about being God's son.
Girl: So what do you like to do?
Jesus: I enjoy long romantic walks on water.
Girl: Only Jesus can do that.
Jesus: Bitch, I am Jesus!

Mark 13:1
by Blacktop Preacha May 21, 2005
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The coolest guy ever. My Savior and the Savior of mankind. Will come back at the end of the world to save His people. King of Kings, (not Triple H)
Jesus: I am the way, the truth, and the life.
by Yaweh's Servant July 21, 2006
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this cool dude with cool hippie hair who talked about how great it would be if everyone would stop being assholes to each other and just get along man. stop the hate!
by rilesworth July 27, 2006
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a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.
Damm jesus you turned my water into wine,how did you do that ?
by nothing_but_the_truth December 24, 2008
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