flucky

Like Fugly, but Flucky. (F*cking Lucky)

Used to describe someone who possesses an incredible amount of luck.

I'm really flucky: I was crossing the street when a semi suddenly came barreling at me. I froze there in the middle of the road, and it was just about to hit me, when it suddenly exploded! THEN, when I got to the other side unscathed, I found a fifty dollar bill on the ground!

by Wolfthra July 20, 2008

Leaky Faucet

When You Take A Piss And Those Last Few Drops Drip Out Into Your Pants.

(Jill) "Oh Jack, Did You Just Wet Yourself Over Me?" :D (Jack) "Nope, Just Had A Leaky Faucet Is All."

by Fuck n' Suck May 14, 2018

Fluctuate

To alter irregularly; to cause to rise and vall or vary irregulary.

The NASDAQ fluctuated from the beginning of the year to the end.

by thomas shinji December 8, 2003

faucet failures

Another term for clothing and or commercial goods which are ar a higher quality and price range. It comes from the terminology drip, as a faucet which fails drips. Also it’s a Ski Mask the Slump God song.

I got faucet failures.

by Zakake November 30, 2018

Fluco

A Fluco is the mysterious flying mascot of Fluvanna county in Virginia. To some, it is an F with wings, but to others, it's a flying shoe. Filled with awesomeness, this mascot is one of a kind. Once a Fluco, always a Fluco. Can be used in place of an expletive.

I don't give a Flying Fluco.

Did you know the Flucos haven't won a football game in 3 years?

by FormerFluco December 12, 2010

Pumping The Faucet

A new and genius definition by ya boi, LOGIC...

-Pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don't know what the fuck that means, then you can go fuck yourself...

-Mom- (Knocks on the door) "What are you doing son...?"

-James- (GASPS)"Uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet"

-Mom- "OH MYYY GODDD, YOU'RE DOING WWHHAAAT...? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE...? DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO "ME" LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"

-James- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) "Ha! You're doing that..? God, you're one stupid bitch! Yeah, why don't you tell them to bring you some pizza and some fuckin' twinkies while your at it, ya fat bitch! Go ahead and call em', I don't give a shit, I'll be waiting!"

-Mom- "JUST WAIT YA LITTLE BASTARD, WHEN THEY COME, YOU'RE ASS IS GOING TO DETENTION, WHERE YOU'LL BE PUT IN TIME OUT FOR MISBEHAVING, END OF STORY!!"

-James- "Go suck a fat one, stupid slut!"

by xLOGICx July 14, 2007

faucet crotch

when a girl, usually "in the mood," gets really, really wet in her crotch.

Joe: Man I was with this girl last night. We started making out and she got faucet crotch really bad.
Bob: Dude! I love it when that happens!
Joe: Damn straight skippy.

by Jeffrey James July 23, 2008