Flog

Synonym of fuck. Often used as a substitute for "fuck" when someone is not in the proper environment to drop the "F-bomb."

"Oh flog me", "What the flog!", "Flog me in the ass!".
Also see flogging floggery floggerologist.

by TheFloggerologist August 2, 2012

Flog

verb. To use Facebook as your blog, providing frequent content updates and fresh spider-bait (not really, but it sounded good), without actually having to put in the time and effort it takes to write a good blog.

noun. The Facebook profile, fan page, or other offering that serves as the lazy man's (or woman's) self-promotion.

I don't have time to blog because I'm too busy writing, so I just use Facebook to flog my updates.

by Lingistic Sorceress January 23, 2011

Flog

To ride your bike extremely fast

My boyfriend had to flog it to get to my job 5 miles away from him under 20 minutes, I love him.

by Dpampohlover July 2, 2022

Flog-On

To access the internet for the sole purpose of looking at porn. Taken from a combination of Log-On and the slang term "Flogging the Dolphin" a euphemism for masturbating

Are you going to flog-on today ?
Yeah for a quick wank

by Seanc January 2, 2006

Flog

A turd propelled by a fart used as a projectile generally aimed at the face; variations of a flog are a Yellow Submarine a flog containing corn a Planter a flog containing one ore more peanutsor a Green Giant a flog that has a Green color and has a slight splatter effect

I will flog you right now if you don't shut up.

by The Tim and The Nick February 28, 2005

Flog

For Love Of God

Flog someone take us to taco bell

by Barnett_10 July 22, 2012

Flog

An online log of all your various farting escapades throughout your life that you so choose to document for the world to observe.

Did you visit's Johnny's Flog today? It was hilarious! He was in a board meeting and ripped the loudest, smelliest bomb and even got it on video through gotomeeting. LOL!!

by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 4, 2009