Synonym of fuck. Often used as a substitute for "fuck" when someone is not in the proper environment to drop the "F-bomb."
by TheFloggerologist August 03, 2012
verb. To use Facebook as your blog, providing frequent content updates and fresh spider-bait (not really, but it sounded good), without actually having to put in the time and effort it takes to write a good blog.
noun. The Facebook profile, fan page, or other offering that serves as the lazy man's (or woman's) self-promotion.
noun. The Facebook profile, fan page, or other offering that serves as the lazy man's (or woman's) self-promotion.
by Lingistic Sorceress January 22, 2011
To access the internet for the sole purpose of looking at porn. Taken from a combination of Log-On and the slang term "Flogging the Dolphin" a euphemism for masturbating
by Seanc January 02, 2006
by Dpampohlover July 03, 2022
A turd propelled by a fart used as a projectile generally aimed at the face; variations of a flog are a Yellow Submarine a flog containing corn a Planter a flog containing one ore more peanutsor a Green Giant a flog that has a Green color and has a slight splatter effect
by The Tim and The Nick February 28, 2005
An online log of all your various farting escapades throughout your life that you so choose to document for the world to observe.
Did you visit's Johnny's Flog today? It was hilarious! He was in a board meeting and ripped the loudest, smelliest bomb and even got it on video through gotomeeting. LOL!!
by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 04, 2009