fludge

The residue left on the screen of cell phones after use.

A contraction of face and sludge.

Y its btr 2 txt.

Ew, gross, Prima used my Razor and she didn't clean her fludge off the screen.

cellphone face dirty

by bowlweb February 27, 2009

floogerbind

to perform the act of masturbating.

another word for masturbation.

to get sexual pleasure by self-stimulation.

"pee pee juice came out of that boy when he floogerbinded!"

by lilchels89 September 9, 2008

fanny flogger

a prostitute, someone that sells their vagina

I hop she's a fanny flogger, man!

by Tim Mitchell July 12, 2003

flooger

n. a long, stringy strand of dog saliva, often containing fur. Seen dripping from the corners of the mouth, flipped over the nose, adhering to the walls, ceiling or wiped on articles of human clothing. Size, often directly proportional to the size of the dog (St. Bernard/Newfoundland, etc.), may be a source of great pride.

Man, did you see the awesome flooger Nemo tossed onto the chandelier?

by BigDogsMom April 24, 2010

Fodge

A man with very gigantic nipples that fire puss, and also a man that doesnt get why we take the piss out of someone that has hemeroids and bleeds all over the toilet and also a man that lacks friends.

WHAT THE HOLY FODGE?!?!
GET THAT FODGE AWAY FROM ME!!!
WHY WONT HE FUCK OFF?!

by Christopher Ernest Wadey August 4, 2008

fledgelord

a big fat fucking cunt of douchebag with a neck beard or saggy nipples

After watching too much ghey phorn, Jeffery earned the title of fledgelord.

by Uriel, the archangel of deez September 9, 2021

Floygen

Irish slang for a person that is insanely paranoid

Sinéad is being very Floygen. She thinks all her friends are out to get her

by IrishSlang November 21, 2022