Cock Fleas

Pubic Lice

(A variation of Cockhole Fleas)

This fucking sucks, I've got cock fleas!

by The Guru Turtle October 29, 2008

tit fleas

When a cluster of fleas build a habitat on a woman's breast region.

I was thinking about asking her to dinner, but I came to find that she had a humiliating case of tit fleas.

by ccren777 September 28, 2009

flea fucked

to be ripped off by someone beneath you

"I bought an eighth off Billy's little brother, and look at it ... there can't be more than a teenth here!"

"It looks like you've been flea fucked, mate!"

by The Turtle's Head November 19, 2007

chicken flea

Sierra Paige Bell

There is an empty can of Vienna sausages. The chicken flea must have been here! She would give her left toe for those.

by Heyitsmesir July 22, 2019

Scratchin' fleas

1. Slang for scratching an itch in the pubic area, notably caused by crabs.

2. Something a dirty hoe performs regularly but denies vehemently:

at least dis bitch ain't be scratchin' fleas, yo

by Ziggy Q August 6, 2011

sand flea

Another (pejorative) name for Arab Muslims, as they are desert people; can be plural - sand fleas.

Did you see all the cops over at Al-Aqsa Bizarre?

Yeah...the sand fleas must be getting violent again

by MosesI July 31, 2016

flea muffin

A hemroid so big it pops out your anus and has thousands of black speckles looking like fleas

Johnny tried to lift up 1000 pounds of meat and popped out a flea muffin

by Nika November 17, 2003