explosive flatulence

a fart so loud and volatile that the stench you just made makes cow shit smell like roses

DUDE!! Whats up with your explosive flatule---(deathly gasp)

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

verbal flatulence

Someone who is so full of shit that every time they speak a fart comes out.

Your verbal flatulence is fowling the room

by Greg Toland August 20, 2017

Chronic Cranial Flatulence (CCF)

Main symptom of advanced stage of LPOD.
Characterized by increasing inability to form coherent thoughts or communicate effectively, resulting in uncontrolable urge to attack conservatives with mobian logic, pies, and condiments.

DNC, House & Senate Democrat roster, Klintonistas.....

by Milo Mindbender May 6, 2005

Flatulence

The emission of gas from the anus

She sure does have alot of flatulence

by Your Dude 67 January 27, 2019

Cranial Flatulence

When a person wants to make an excuse for his or her stupidity, but wants to make others laugh in the process, so as to take attention away from his or her own dumbass behavior. And, if you're apologizing for your own cranial flatulence (similar to a brain fart), and the person you're speaking to doesn't understand the terminology, you can (temporarily, at least) feel better about your own level of intelligence.

Dude: Wanna come drink with me this weekend?
Chick: Duh...I'm gonna be in New York!
Dude: Oh yeah...sorry...cranial flatulence!
Chick: What???
Dude: Never mind...you wouldn't understand (Secretly feels much better about himself).

by Pipsqueakier May 15, 2006

uncontrollable flatulence

The inhability to stop farting. Bowl out of control. People with this syndrome usually don't have many friends. People with this syndrome are advised not to opperate heavy machinery.

One of the side effects of ZAPALAX is uncontrollable flatulence.

by LadyWereWolf June 14, 2004

Flatulence

The act of emitting noxious gases from one's anus. Also known as farting, blowing one, cutting the cheese, pull my finger, and specialized terms like sbd--silent but deadly and crop dusting, which is when one travels around a room or building, letting off small freeps and generally polluting the area. Flatulence is often accompanied by sports activities like fart flaming, and dutch oven, where one person farts and then shoves the other person's head under the covers. This reprehensible habit is cause for justifiable murder in Alabama. (see Alabama Barking Spider

Rudolph had a lifelong problem with flatulence; well, that isn't QUITE true, his family had the problem. He was blissfully unaware of the angry stares as he crop dusted the office as he strolled off to the water cooler, or his second wife's suit for divorce that included dutch over as grounds of cruelty. It wasn't until he had the bright idea of lighting farts with an acetylene torch that Rudolph got what was coming to him.

by Luigi the ORIGINAL February 15, 2006