salad fingers

Salad fingers is a WOMAN. It took a few viewings but I am finally of this opinion due to a couple of pointers...

She has the voice of an old woman.
male dude falls in love with salad fingers
nettles make her lactate

by Bigoldhippy March 16, 2005

Salad fingers

This cartoon is just completely fucked up, how it was even legal to put this cartoon online is beyond me! I was shown the 1st episode of salad fingers and it disturbed me so much I stopped watching after 5 minutes!!! Howeber, people that I know have managed (somehow) to survive full episodes of this twisted shit, and I will never know how this was ever possible but the cartoon got worse! The man (I'm presuming) who was responsible for salad fingers needs to go to a phsyciatric ward and stay there until he realised the error of what he's done!!

Salad fingers: a schizophrenic,deformed pedophile.

by I'm unreal 2001 June 12, 2016

Salad fingers

When you finger a girl who has got a bush (unshaven vagine)

Bro I got salad fingers from Brooke Kenny

by Samcrook20 December 29, 2019

Salad Fingers

Having long, disgusting, smelly fingers.

Hey did you see that bitch tits' salad fingers. It looks like his dad was E.T.

by mrpoohbear January 19, 2011

Salad Fingers

He looks a bit like Bogman, who a teacher from Ardscoil Rís.

"you lookin at me boy? schnell!"

by Porter "The Pooka" McKenna March 04, 2005

salad fingers

The description of someone's abnormally long fingers. Originating from an online cartoon with a creepy man with abnormally long fingers who thinks running his fingers along rusty spoons is orgasmic.

Related words: salad toes

That girl has some serious salad fingers, she can't even right-click!

by deek-you January 13, 2010

salad fingers

flash cartoon made by "dave firth".

Completely unneccesary and dighusting. i don't understand how people can actually find it humerous or entertaining. TASTELESS!

person 1: lets talk about salad fingers.

person 2: HOWS ABOOT WE DONT!! it is sickening!

by deanus March 09, 2005