nine to fiver

Typically a middle-aged person who works 9am-5pm Monday through Friday at their job every week. They have never worked a weekend. A nine to fiver usually has a high-end office job. Also see: yuppie or weekend warrior

Nine to Fiver: Awww yeah! TGIF! Out comes my inner weekend warrior!

Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.

Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*

by DarthXanax December 15, 2013

fiber fucking

Physical contact between clothed persons that mimics sexual intercourse. Dry humping.

— Have you hit that yet, bro?
~ No, but I've been fiber fucking the shit out of her on my sister's couch.

by zmiles December 27, 2007

fiberrhea

similar to diarrhea, occurs when one has eaten incredibly large amounts of fiber- far larger than the daily recommended amount- in a day's time and thus experiences excessive defication and gas as a result.

"Dude, are you okay? I heard terrible noises coming from in there."
-"Yeah, I'm fine. I had a ham sandwich on whole wheat, a cheese sandwich on whole wheat flat bread, 4 fiber loaded snack bars, some almonds, and a footlong sub on whole wheat today. It was some epic FIBERRHEA, but I feel awesome now.

by Jeezlebauckle April 11, 2010

roll out some fiber

Defecating. Typically used by persons in the telecommunications industry. Rolling out fiber usually denotes laying a line of fiber optic cable for voice or data networks.

"Oof. No more Taco Bell for this boy. I gotta go roll out some fiber."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

...and then I found a fiver

At the end of a long story you now realise was really boring, you should always end that story with "...and then I found a fiver."

I was gonna eat some cheese. Then I realised I didn't want any and had some yoghurt instead...and then I found a fiver

by Terry 87 November 21, 2010

moral fiber

"Moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find it, you fight for it. You risk it all, you put it in front of everything, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about."

- Movie: The Girl Next Door

"You know, he's got great moral fiber. Regardless of circumstance, he stands by his convictions."

by chasingdaylight June 26, 2009

Fibber Face

A word used to describe people that are fibbing and their face gives it away.

Alice told me she loved me, but I could tell she was being a total fibber face.

by Justin Burchette June 17, 2008