Felipe

The lamest 12 year old looking guy in the history of lame guys. Thinks of himself as a total chick magnet.

Are you still with that guy?

No! He was such a Felipe.

by t shirt March 7, 2010

Felipe

A name for a gay ass faggot that jacks off to hentai at school and doesn’t do his goddamn homework.

Bruh you look like such a Felipe.

by fartheadpeebutt January 29, 2020

Felipe

the offspring of a monkey and a leprichaun . self-explanitory .

guy 1: YOO THAT GUY IS A FELIPE!
guy 2: wtf ... ? he looks like someone just shited and barfed all over his face . ... NO WAIT ... it's normal .
guy 1: i feel bad for him .

by gloobeger March 29, 2009

Felipe

This guy is a fucking cunt holy shit it doesn't get any worse than Felipe.

"Felipe why are you such a fucking cunt?"

by muffin tin November 8, 2019

Juan felipe

Juan Felipe is a very intelligent and beautiful person although he does not believe it. He is a great leader and is good for mathematics.

I im a Juan Felipe, all peoplr ask me if I study

by Angela casas November 12, 2019

Felipe Ortiz

A noble and kind man, indigenous to Stamford Connecticut. This special breed of involuntary retardius better known as a “special thinker” can apprehend high levels of cognitive function such as urinating upon a bonefire. Felipe is better known for his unique aura of intense inactivity. Felipe can also be used as an adjective in a sense to describe a person, one whom can appear not to have an intact brain, as to have lost it in an accident such as forcing ones head into an inanimate object. Not to be confused with similar species such as the Dan, The A, The Double A, whom of which will be described in another post.

Girl: oh look at that kid wearing the helmet staring at the wall
Boy: yeah that happens sometimes
Girl: he’s such a Felipe Ortiz

Boy: stop hitting your head against the bathroom stall!
Boy 2: how are you hitting two stall doors with your head at the same time?!
Boy 3: It’s ok he’s pulling a Felipe Ortiz

Boy 1: God the fire is dying, it’s so cold
Boy 2 : I think it’s time to set up sleeping bags and go to sleep
Boy 1: I’m not going to bed just because the fire is pulling a Felipe Ortiz

by IntelligentMoron September 11, 2019

bye felipe

When a male says he’s leaving and you could really give two shits that they are. Their name then becomes 'Felipe,' a random dude that nobody is sad to see go.

Hey, Bye Felipe.

by Hellotest February 11, 2015