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flyff

FlyFF is a life ruiner, to be honest.
It steals iSketchers and makes them obsessed with flyffing..

And all they do is talk about battling and GPotatoes!

It's a sad tale.

Stupid FlyFF. Let's all hate it together.
'Hey, are you coming on iSketch?'
'NOPE! I'm FlyFFing tonight ;)'
by Feverish August 28, 2008
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Faffometer

A device or means for measuring the amount of time spent faffing around (as I am doing when writing this entry) as against doing constructive work.
E.g. an excel spreadsheet in which you enter the times when you start faffing and when you start on real production work.

or a stopwatch that you start / stop accordingly.
My productivity has dropped dramatically in the last few weeks, so I'll have to install a faffometer.
by Ger_-ger October 26, 2009
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fyyfff

Acronym for, "Fuck you, you fucking fat fuck."
Brian was really mad at Mikey during the pickup football game and all he could come up with was, Fyyfff.
by Super3Way October 7, 2014
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Faffarse

Derived from Faff (to spend time in ineffectual activity) and Arse (a stupid, irritating or contemptible person)

Generally males who allow the small things define their lives. Frequently lower-middle-class closeted Hipsters, 2CV drivers and glampers. These people are seen to be washing their Hunter Wellies after a crazy trek across Shoreditch, making their partners handmade advent calendars and talking about when and when not to take the sparklers off real ale taps. They tend to be overly earnest about everything from their voluntary work in Micronesia to their carbon-fibre bicycles. Generally unable to exercise spontaneity, and with a limited sense of humour, a robust socialist political position and generally (but not exclusively) terrible at parties. Frequently very class-conscious and with overt snobbery which true Hipsters manage to hide.
"Oh god he spent six moths planning his one-week inter-rail trip to include that organic feta cheese factory. He was so keen to tell everyone how cheap it was, all his friends went first-class to New York instead. Even so he said the solitude of travelling made it all the better. Such a faffarse"
by AndyOC November 24, 2014
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Faff Queen

A camp member of either sex who spends a vast quantity of time doing seemingly nothing, cannot do anything quickly even when rushed.
Come on Ishaan, stop being such a Faff Queen and hand me the fire extinguisher.
by TMGP January 22, 2005
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baby faff

A cleany kept, shaven or waxed vagina; mirroring that of a prepubescent little girl.
I shaved earlier; check out my baby faff
by babyfafflover May 23, 2007
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Faffuck

1. An obese, or fat person who is also an asshole ( short for Fat Fuck ). 2. Stupid moron with a rather large body mass.
Omar yelled out seriously rude remarks to the man in the car next to him. Not knowing he did anything wrong, the man shrugged and started his car. Omar then climbed into his car, and it sagged heavily from his huge weight. Suddenly, the man next to him yelled over "Shut your damn mouth you dumb Faffuck!".
by Bruce-GumChewz January 17, 2011
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