farblondjet

Yiddish for "completely lost" or "way out in left field." Literally lost, or figuratively, as when someone is given some information and comes to absolutely the wrong conclusion, like adding 2 and 2 and coming up with 7.

John was driving from San Francisco to Los Angeles, but after the missing the exit to I-5, he kept driving for a couple of hours and ended up in Reno -- totally farblondjet.

Rosalind went to Macy's and Nordstrom to buy a blouse but couldn't find them, so she came to the conclusion that blouses are out of style and the don't make women's them any more. She was completely farblondjet on that one, as she so often is . . . .

by toddabearsf August 14, 2009

farbon ciber

Fake carbon fiber. Often seen on ricers.

Johnny has a farbon ciber hood on his 91' Civic.

by PizzleFashizzle August 2, 2004

farble

Cheap, fake laminate or veneer that resembles marble; faux marble.

I thought the countertops were top notch granite, but sadly they are farble.

by David Mann January 7, 2017

Farbreeze

The ability to openly flatulate due to the fact that you are outside, when an internal passing of gas would be uncomfortable.

"Wow, thank God for that Farbreeze. That meeting was so long I thought I would explode. i couldn't wait to get outside"

by ABSeez September 5, 2007

Stacey Farber

A hott television actress who plays Ellie Nash on the Canadian drama Degrassi: The Next Generation.

Stacey Farber is wicked cool.

by Jazlynn Thomas October 31, 2004

farbod

What you call a cross between a ninja/iron chef/mad scientist/surgical god

Fucking
Amazingly
Ridiculous
Badass
Oh
Dam

So, in the middle of brain surgery he was able to take out half the Russian army with ninja stars, discover 10 new major pathways, cure every cancer, and cook a five-course meal. What a f***ing farbod.

by rarararararara December 12, 2010

Farbs

- adjective

1. aesthetic; slick, cool, person or item having overt style, appeal or sophistication

2. ability, coming from one's knowledge, practice, aptitude to do something with effortless skill. Displaying brilliance and virtuosity of ability or performance

3. exclamatory; to acclaim or praise for certain exceptional qualities

Originally derived from 'boy farbio', farbs can refer to inanimate objects as well as people.

Can be used as prefix or suffix to other lexical items to lend that term qualities of 'farbs'.

Playing pro evo Hackett says 'Mike that goal was farbs as fuck mate!'

walking past an old skool merc 'check out the farbsmobile!'

'won 4-0 at footy. Farbs!'

by Thomas Hackett/ Mike Brear May 5, 2008