Fartist

A person who discriminates against people who fart (similar to racist)

Suzy: Hey, guess who I ran into?
Tom: *farts*
Suzy: Eewwww!!!! You're disgusting, you know that!?!!
Tom: Stop being such a fartist! Soon, it will be against the law!!

by OffBeatDrummer July 2, 2020

Fartistic

One who is capable of wide ranges of flatchulence.

Karl - "My god man, was that Donny farting in the kitchen?"
Chad- "Yep, he is gifted huh? Very fartistic..."

by Chiggy Tha Rippa June 13, 2010

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

Faptism

Faptism is when a dad nuts in bathtub and the children get baptized in his nut

Jasmine-Where are we going
Jamila-To our children's faptism

by Nigmeela December 14, 2019

Faptastic

when something is so sexy you want to fap to it.

''I am faptastic!''
''Good for you''

by yommominmybed January 14, 2014

Con Fartist

The act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.

Ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge ass fart in the fucker's face.

person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."

person 2: "No problem, amigo."

person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)

person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.

by El Kento March 20, 2011

faptastic

something you would fap to.

Yo that chicks knockers are faptastic. Chyeah

by Stephen Mcjankinburg October 4, 2008