fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob

That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012

Spaghetti Fanny Pack

The fanny pack in which you may store your beans or spaghetti.

Mark: "Why are you so mad today??"
Thomas:"My beans fell out of my spaghetti fanny pack in front of the principal and he laughed at me!"
Mark: "Oh man"

by Beaneater69_Tbahm April 10, 2019

fanny pack

type of bag (usually worn by self centred fuck boys) originally to be worn around your bum and fanny but now commonly worn hanging over your shoulder.

Should i cop this nike fanny pack

by biglad12345 March 30, 2019

Back of the fanny pack

Something composed or performed quickly and without detailed analysis or research.

Made popular in Danish commodity trading companies by Peter Fedders.

Just a quick back of the fanny pack calculation shows that we are in the money

by majonese December 19, 2019

fanny pack five

A group who's actions are very often the definition of standardized deviance.

When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".

by anoneomas March 22, 2019

Upstairs Fanny Pack

The use of a woman's brassiere as a holder of various items such as keys, cards, cash, etc in lieu of carrying a handbag.

Barbara slipped her room key in the ol' upstairs fanny pack and went down to dinner.

by m0thra April 30, 2023

Fanny packs

Fanny packs keep you organized. They protect your core. They are very stylish. You can run and walk fast and ride a bike easily with a fanny pack.

All her fans showed support by wearing fanny packs.

Nike has an extra large fanny pack!
Have you seen the wraparound fanny pack?
Her fanny packed quite a punch!

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019