F.A.I.L or FAIL!

Fucking.Annoying.Internet.Lol

When your internet keeps going off when you're talking to someone.

When your internet is back on,
before they ask why you went offline
just say FAIL
*bob goes offline*
*bob signs in again*
Tom: Hey, where did you go?
Bob: FAIL
Tom: oh, i hate when that happens ....
Bob: Yeahh
by cafekko389 June 12, 2010
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To be unsuccessful; one who has not done something right
by Austin M April 24, 2008
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used as another word for 'suck', such as an unfortunate event happening to a person. it is a cruel and funny way to emphasize the pain of the person "failing"
person no#1: u heard about the guy that locked himself in his room and played WoW for 72 hours and died?

person # 2: fail
by llololololo January 4, 2009
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A term used by impressionable morons who though claim not to conform to popular trends, still buy into more "alternative" ones simply because they are incapable of either genuinely not conforming or fitting in.
1. "Wow, I sure do fail at life."

2. "Unfortunately, my mother failed to abort me."
by TheImmortal92 May 8, 2009
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Formerly used to describe the situation of not achieving the desired result in an undertaking considered to be somewhat important or monumental. In the context of performance in regards to the completion of a a test: to achieve a sub-par result, usually less than 70%.

Currently used by mindless sheep to commemorate the lack of desired intention, especially in regards to the most inconsequential of actions. No longer applies in the context of not passing a test (due to educational standards being so low that achievement of less than 70% is essentially impossible if one is not retarded).

One of the twenty words used in the "new" English language that is comprised completely of buzzwords.
Future Intellectual #1: (drops piece of paper)
Future Intellectual #2: Fail
Future Intellectual #1: Random!
by Liter-rat September 16, 2012
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Utter and complete lack of success

HackAbuse is so much fail, it is impossible to express how much fail he is over the internet.
He is more fail than the guy who painted everything on his 4g63 eclipse
by REIGN SS November 7, 2008
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Inviting 150 people to a party and only 2 people turning up, this leads to the two attendees having rough anal sex all night long.
Joe " i cannot believe it was just me and Rob at the party last night"
Lewis "haha, your gay. fail!'
by Jew talking to me August 20, 2010
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