The world's most common disability, affecting about half the population. Caused by a mutation that results in what should be a Y chromosome instead being an X chromosome.
Symptoms include:
-Severe difficulty driving
-Extreme emotional thinking and an inability to use logic
-Chronic flatulence
-Obsessions with children and babies
-Obsessions with men and eating all their food
Although some sufferers of feminity tend to function well and can even rival unaffected people (males), most tend to be unable to take care of themselves and end up as dishwashers (one of the few skills not affected by the disease).
There is no known treatment or cure, but the disease does tend to improve once the sufferer reaches old age.
Symptoms include:
-Severe difficulty driving
-Extreme emotional thinking and an inability to use logic
-Chronic flatulence
-Obsessions with children and babies
-Obsessions with men and eating all their food
Although some sufferers of feminity tend to function well and can even rival unaffected people (males), most tend to be unable to take care of themselves and end up as dishwashers (one of the few skills not affected by the disease).
There is no known treatment or cure, but the disease does tend to improve once the sufferer reaches old age.
"I heard Josephine is female"
"oh, that's horrible. Thoughts and prayers for a quick and speedy recovery!"
"oh, that's horrible. Thoughts and prayers for a quick and speedy recovery!"
by Mr big ballsack June 13, 2021
Get the Female mug.Females are more addicted to drama, attachment, and emotions. Thus when males see all of the bullshit we take a step back and smell the fumes from it all because apparently we are the scum of the earth. Females always think that guys are the bad ones, well get this shit straight. Females are Bad. Males are Bad. There is no perfect god damn gender so shut the fuck up with the bullshit of "He cheated on me" because you can do it back to a guy just as easy... Stop thinking that guys always take advantage of you. Listen, sex is sex whether it be for love or for some meaningless shit. Have fun with it and stop fucking relating sex with love. That may be how it is in the bible but not here.
F: I love you. Can we get married!?
M: We just met yesterday!
F: Don't you think it will work though!?
M: FUCK NO!
M: We just met yesterday!
F: Don't you think it will work though!?
M: FUCK NO!
by Slap Jack June 7, 2005
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Female is the most spread men's disease. Almost 50% of men suffer from this disease and there is no way to get rid of it. We need to find out how to stop it, we don't want world where every second one is sick.
I don't like girls, I don't understand them.
Yes, they're just sick. We need to ban females from this world, they're just doing problems.
Yes, they're just sick. We need to ban females from this world, they're just doing problems.
by Egstjub January 8, 2022
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by SleepingJay March 29, 2019
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Get the female mug.Bitches: They are female, but it's becoming common to also find male "Bitches", you cannot trust them, and better left unsaid should be your outlook with them.
Rats: Women get described as this as they have similar characteristics as the small animal they share the name with. Also two faced and trampy.
Ho's: A female that thrives off attention and who's only motivation is cock.
Homies: The set few females who may be in your circle of friends, who can chill with and trust.
Wifey: The females you need in your life, the sort of girl you'd introduce to your family, who have respect for you and herself, just a ride or die for you chick.
Rats: Women get described as this as they have similar characteristics as the small animal they share the name with. Also two faced and trampy.
Ho's: A female that thrives off attention and who's only motivation is cock.
Homies: The set few females who may be in your circle of friends, who can chill with and trust.
Wifey: The females you need in your life, the sort of girl you'd introduce to your family, who have respect for you and herself, just a ride or die for you chick.
"Dayme that bitch ruined your life maaaan! That's some shady female"
"I wouldn't fuck that rat, pissed up with someone else's dick!"
"That ho was on their dicks all night!!"
"That's my girl right there, hey homieeeee"
"This is my wifey right here, my one and only"
"I wouldn't fuck that rat, pissed up with someone else's dick!"
"That ho was on their dicks all night!!"
"That's my girl right there, hey homieeeee"
"This is my wifey right here, my one and only"
by HanRhi November 19, 2013
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