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Ewan Story

A undefinable story told by Ewan that never ends, you must hear one for yourself.
That was a definite ewan story.
by Rushmead January 15, 2022
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Pulling a ewan

Fumbling the back with every single girl that shows interest in you
Dude I feel like I’m pulling a ewan right now, I’m terrible at talking to Emily
by No comment 4 April 13, 2022
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Ewan McGregor

Noun:

A hot sex god from Crieff, Scotland. In movies, he's known to play guys who always gets high off weed. Currently working on 'Gnomeo and Juliet' (2006). In short, he's fricking hot, dammit!!
Me: OH MY GOD ITS EWAN MCGREGOR IN 'THE ISLAND'!!
by EwanLover16 August 25, 2005
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Euan

euan likes to yeet it like a female
by haggees September 14, 2018
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Ewan McGregor

AAh (orgasmic sigh) its Ewan Mcgregor!
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Ewan

Ewan is a sweet guy with a big dick and destroys girls pussys
Omg look theres ewan the destroye of pussys
by Lolmuncher69 November 23, 2019
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Ewan McGregor

(pronounced "You-an")

The greatest man ever!!!!!!! To summarize in short and simple terms...

1. He's THE SEXIEST Man to have ever walked the Earth!!2. He's Scottish!! 3. The most talented actor on the face of this Earth!!! He always does the most excellent performance that always blows me away in all of his movies! He's amazingly captivating! 4. Loves to get naked in films!!! And his you know what looks tasty as hell! It's a Large feature, if you know what I mean...5. Has the best sense of humor I have ever seen (or heard)!!! He's goddamn hilarious! 6. He has the most incredible voice (both speaking and singing)! His singing voice moves me more than Paul McCartney's! And well, his speaking voice-- soooo charming, cute, unique, and sexy!! And that Scottish accent of his! *melts* 7. He's wonderful at doing all kinds of accents perfectly!! 8. He loves doing theater! In this way, people get to see him do his thing live! 9. Ewan's an adventurer with great survival training who loves traveling around the world on his motorcycle! 10. He was born into a regular, not well-off, family in Scotland on March 31st, 1971. He's a true hero because he managed to get up to where he is now purely on his own!11. He is a very kind soul. 12. He has the cutest and most charming smile and laugh of any man!! 13. All hair colors suit Ewan!! 14. His great fashion sense is never off! 15. His beautiful eyes are blue/green/grey.
girl #1: "It goddamn sucks that Ewan McGregor is married. He's off the market..."

girl #2: "I don't think so! His wife doesn't have to know when I sleep with him!!"

It is very easy to fall in love with Ewan McGregor! The attraction is absolute! He is divine!
by loveforEwan November 22, 2009
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