euans mum

a right dog in bed

henry and brendan - would you like to go upstairs with euans mum

by hewpro October 4, 2021

Euana

Euana is an incredibly awesome person, however, they often underestimate their own worth. They are extremely loyal, caring, and passionate towards anything and everyone, although they would fight a bitch whenever needed. They will push through anything in their path to get they want, which means that you should NEVER get in their way (unless you want to burn alive). If there's a Euana in the vicinity, make sure to let them know that they're appreciated!

Euana, although anxious, is willing to kill anyone who gets on their way.

by merc.ury December 22, 2021

Euan

An emotional leach that doesn't like fruit and slowly saps your will to live. if seen, do not attempt to make contact, as it may endanger your life. Instead, buy a necklace made of apples to repel this shuffling creep. Does not like being called Edwin.

Euan: hi
random person: stay back leach! you can not sap my will as long as i have this necklace of apples with me!

by monkeyball February 4, 2009

Euan

A stinky fucking useless cunt who literally reeks of pure shit! Or and adjective implying that you stink!

He stinks like euan today ........ he has euan breath

by Yournanisajaybag January 26, 2018

Euan

Euan is an angry dude with short mans syndrome, he tries to compensate for his lack of size with items such as large trucks. He is competitive and will F* someone up if they try to defeat him. He doesn’t need anyone and prefers to be a lone wolf, often abandoned them. If you ever meet a euan befriend him if possible.. and then try to tame him.

Person: gosh why does Euan he drive such a large truck?!
Other person: must be the small dick

by Phyisotac August 16, 2019

Euan

A total a complete nigger, Euans are renowned for having extremely tiny penises, and also having a fetish for fat girls. They often use "Dude, I was high!" or "Dude, I was totally wasted..." as an excuse for doing stupid and / or completely retarded things, such as lying on top of a fat chick in a bush while rubbing their stomach and making out with them. They are often prone to bullshitting, and are not trustworthy friends.

My, that guy is such a Euan.

by SouperP00per April 9, 2013

Eüagh!

Confusing sounding battle cry to stun your enemies for no apparent reason.

Scenario: You are sitting in your cube and the office is much too quiet. Let out an abrasive but controlled Eüagh! to get people to say "WTF" to themselves and possibly let out a grunt in disgust. No one will think it's funny, but you should quietly commence an uncontrollable laughter to yourself for thinking you are so funny.

by Chomper McChomperson April 11, 2010