ethan

ethan is a weird funny but can be a chav. he may be annoying at first but can grow to be ur favourite person ever
guy1: i h8 Ethan he's so annoying

Oscar: stfu before I knock ya teeth in he's a good m8
by mc muffin 11 November 03, 2018
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ethans has a small pp! he will never be able to get tho goods unless hes gay =)
person 1: who has the smallest pp?

Person 2: oh yah ethan
by Ilove food November 10, 2020
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A talented juggler who can juggle balls while having a dick in his mouth.
Ethan is juggles that fat hairy dudes balls while having his penis in his mouth.
by Spicy Kosher Pickle September 07, 2010
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hes quite weird and he will most likely make you mad. he has low self esteem but is quite cute. he is nice sometimes and will make you cry a fuckton of times.
person A; ugh ethan made me cry again.
person B; yeah he does that alot.
by lol_I_suck June 01, 2018
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thinks he is a fulltime bulker and LAD but actually absolute fucking numpty and troglodyte.
''Ethan doesnt even lift.''
by ftm1 March 11, 2013
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bitch that tries to steal yo girl
whos that pussy flirting with my girl? ethan.
by ilovefrozendinners123 July 18, 2018
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Ethan is a boy who loves memes A LOT and makes you LaUgH. he becomes friends with people really easily, and if your having a bad day you can talk to him because he makes you laugh. hes actually really cute to tho. and hes a big SmArT AsS. but there is one bad thing... He has a CHEATING ASS BROTHER WHO IS A WHORE AND CHEATS ON YOU WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND! but hes a bit slow so... back to Ethan, he is the sweetest person you will ever meet, and he likes to call people BITCHES... but i know hes joking..i think:/ hes they type of person to yell "FAGGOT" at the top of his lungs. well that is Ethan for ya. "im Ethan and im 14 slayin all these women wit my massive peen, i got a couple of hobby's besides bein blond, like preforming for my boys with my ribbon bitton, i drink lots of soda and hang out at the mall. i used to skate bored but i knocked out a ball!"
ethan is odd
by sponge bob is thicc April 13, 2019
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