Engineer

The member of a Ships crew who spends his day drinking tea and complaining about the true masters of the ship, the deck officer.
Commonly known to cover himself in baby oil and tribal engine grease and perform an hour long dance ritual before any task.
Has severe adversions to sunlight

"Is that a Neanderthall on deck?"
"No it's an Engineer"

Engineer by Offshore_Deckie March 11, 2012

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engineer

Someone who is near a lot of engines.

Look at all these engines around me. There must be some engineers around here somewhere.

engineer by Anthony Andrew January 28, 2013

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Engineer

1. The number crunching lapdog of an architect. 2. Failed architecture student. 3. calculator jockey

Tom failed out of architecture school, now he is only an engineer. His parents are very disappointed.

Engineer by archi-1 July 30, 2009

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engineer

Sarcastically used to describe a stupid/dumb person.

when you witness someone commit an unexplainably stupid act, you say " what an engineer" or "you're an engineer". Depending on the stupidity of their acts, you can go from "industrial to civil to chemical engineer" or another form. !!!

engineer by Femi odunayo November 10, 2006