emilee kowalczyk is an amazingly talented girl who often sings beautifully.
she’s artistic and shy and often can’t even talk properly because awkward bitch.
anxiety. that’s all.
also thinks she’s sick as fock and funny as fock but probably isn’t because dumb dumb.
also thinks porcupines are particularly ugly :)
also isnt 2ft tall
she’s artistic and shy and often can’t even talk properly because awkward bitch.
anxiety. that’s all.
also thinks she’s sick as fock and funny as fock but probably isn’t because dumb dumb.
also thinks porcupines are particularly ugly :)
also isnt 2ft tall
by tomhollandsbestie January 24, 2021
Get the emilee kowalczykmug. Emilee is the most amazing and beautiful person that you will ever meet. She is basically a goddess and she will make you the happiest person in existence. She always manages to make you laugh even when times are tough. She is the sunshine in the darkest of midnights and she makes life worth living.
by Yesindeedthatisme January 17, 2019
Get the Emilee Birchmeiermug. If you know of an Emilee… KEEP UR DISTANCE!!! Emilees are known for being extremely two faced. If an Emilee is nice to you.. beware.. that means she secretly hates you!!!! If you unexpectedly run into an Emilee in public..Whatever you do.. NEVER approach her!! A polite greeting, specifically a hug., will only provoke her. Emilees are known for becoming extremely uncomfortable when met with ANY social interaction. It’s better for your safety and everyone else’s that you avoid any possible interactions with her. Lastly, never ever give an Emilee any sort of compliment. Emilees mistake any sign of friendliness as obsession and will become convinced that you are their biggest fan.
STAY CLEER FROM ALL EMILEES
STAY CLEER FROM ALL EMILEES
by tinymad5 November 15, 2023
Get the Emileemug. Emilee’s are wonderful girls. Although she might seem intimidating at first, it’s he lets you into her life she can be friendly and quirky and show you her geeky side. She has gorgeous steel blue eye that are so unique just like her personality. She is also extremely smart despite what people think. She likes slim fit guys with dark hair and dark eyes that have similar likes and dislikes as her. But she’s hates the fakers, especially plastic lying girls and will fuck someone’s shit up. But don’t let this stop you from trying to be her friend or even get with her.
“I wish I could be an A student like Emilee”
Person 1: “Hey did you see that know guy Emilee was with?”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s perfect for her”
“Doesn’t Emilee have the most beautiful eyes!”
Person 1: “Hey did you see that know guy Emilee was with?”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s perfect for her”
“Doesn’t Emilee have the most beautiful eyes!”
by Thatdumbblonde423 September 26, 2019
Get the Emileemug. A little native person that is too kind and generous for the world but can also be a pain in the ass
by TibbiFrog February 18, 2022
Get the Emileemug. The reason that art exists. Every instance of inspiration and every observation of beauty, is the trickle down effect of her existence.
Emilee is the reason the Mona Lisa smiled, the reason the Statue of Liberty holds a torch, the reason Moonlight Sonata brings both smiles and tears, and the reason Quentin Tarantino will only make 10 movies. He couldn’t think of an 11th because Emilee was distracting him.
Fun fact: Van Gogh cut his ear off for a woman he never met. It was Emilee.
Another fun fact: the last thing Steve Irwin saw was a vision of Emilee telling him that everything would be okay.
Third fun fact: Jesus asked his dad to come back because he wanted to see Emilee in person.
Fun fact: Van Gogh cut his ear off for a woman he never met. It was Emilee.
Another fun fact: the last thing Steve Irwin saw was a vision of Emilee telling him that everything would be okay.
Third fun fact: Jesus asked his dad to come back because he wanted to see Emilee in person.
by Werew0lfe April 27, 2025
Get the Emileemug. The most beautiful , Smart and the most fun person and Woman to be around and her eyes are beautiful just like her Smile and who has a laugh that is so Contagious. She’s loyal to those she loves and if you cross the line and mess with any of her loved ones you will pay in the very worst way. Don’t start none won’t be none!
by Amazing Tay January 11, 2025
Get the Taylor Emilee Elizabethmug.