have him on elastic

Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!

Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 5, 2021

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plane of elasticity

referring to the waistband of a pair of boxers or panties when discussing sexual exploration.

My girl and I were messing around and she was all over me with her hands. Once she crossed that plane of elasticity... Oh man...I was so turned on. It was all over then.

by carrielw71 December 10, 2007

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elastic potential energy

Energy stored by something that can stretch or compress.

The boys stretched rubber band had elastic potential energy .

by I'm smart js September 23, 2015

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Elastic band theory

When your with someone, things can get too close. So TA-DA the elastic band theory: if you let someone go they will come pinging back like an elastic band.

YAY :)

Scenario 1:

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Nooo I love you so much don't go!!!

Jane: I love you baby your my world
Tom: Woah your suffocating me here, I need some time alone.
Jane: Ok sweety, see you whenever then.
*Later*
Tom: I LOVE YOU JANE :)
Jane: Mwahahaha the Elastic band theory never fails

by babeyyyyyx October 12, 2009

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