effin' 

a way to say the word fuck,without getting into trouble,or it being censored,etc
comes from one of the word fucks names
the f word,f is prounounced eff,or ef,whatever,thus creating effin
mistl means fuck or fucking

effin' by O_O-age 13 September 20, 2003

Effinhot 

The highest level of hotness on the hot-o-meter (a virtual measuring instrument of hotness of a person)

Question: How do you think he rates on the hot-o-meter?

Answer: He's effinhot.

Effinhot by effinhot June 30, 2011

Effingham 

A small village of approx. 12,000 in east-central Illinois, located at the intersection of Interstates 57 and 70. Known to many passers-through simply as "that town with the big white cross which for some reason is clad in white mobile home siding."

Acknowledged by some as the unofficial southern boundary of intelligent civilization in the state of Illinois. . .any farther south, better break out the banjo and raise the confederate flag.

The word "effingham" is commonly misconstrued as some permutation of a curse word by individuals unfamiliar with the city's meager existence.

Interesting factoid: Effigham High School's mascot. . ."The Flaming Hearts"

"I'm from Effingham."

"What? Are you serious. . .is that really the name of the town?"

". . .*sigh*. . .yes."

Effingham by WhamBamThankYouMaam July 28, 2008

efing 

A censored way to say fucking

"I am so efing mad!"

efing by xosusanxo March 8, 2009

effinidious 

just too ugly for people to stand looking at you
also a combo of the two words "freaking" and also "hideous"

person 1-*screams*
persons 2-"Dude, what's wrong"
person 1- *points* "Those kids shoes are just too effinidious to bear"

effinidious by limegreenchickaha July 19, 2009

effin gato 

Effin gato is the spanish/english version of saying "fuckin pussy!"

Someone that's scared shitless of everything.

Person A:"your mom is an asshole."
Person B:"watch your mouth you EFFIN GATO!"

effin gato by CrayUNI April 3, 2012

effin 

a way to say "fucking" so you won't get in trouble.

Tata: i got an A+ on my Biology test!
Anna: thats effin fantastic!!
Tata: No! you are!!
Anna: dontuuchmeee!!
Tata: ok
Anna: ok
Tata: bye
Anna: bye

effin by michael chi October 25, 2006