Epression

The first impression you make by email or the internet.

He should have spell checked his email, that made for a horrible epression.

by VanessaK October 9, 2008

Epressed

To have lack of, slow or intermitent internet connection.

This word sums up the emotional state of a person when they have to endure early 90's internet speeds, unreliability and scarcity.

E-pression is a state most common in; deep rural areas, teens in questionable internet cafes, and most adults working in tiny offices where the IT dept consists of a guy called Jeff and a trusty broom used to switch servers on and off.

Jeff: Sorry Tom the servers are down, it's gonna take an hour or so to re-boot.

Tom: Dude, I've got a presentation that needs to be emailed through now.

Jeff: Sorry dude, nothing I can do.

Tom: Can't believe I'm being epressed again, I hate this office!!!

by simplez September 10, 2009

edrees

Edrees is a word that goes way back to the Egyptian times and it means Beast, in a good way.

In the war Dennis was edrees.

by TimeEmperor November 21, 2016

@emresspam.hehe

A instagram account that post memes and joke usasally about his friends or about sex

Quote mite dont follow dreams follow my page @emresspam.hehe

by Some-fool November 9, 2020

eress

Eress Your Name Is Actually "Neressa", You Just Saw The TikTok Challenge And Did It =￣ω￣=

Person:,You Saw The TikTok Challenge Right? What Was Your Name Meaning Mine Was Saying I was Beautiful And Etc. You:Oh, Mine Was Just Saying My Name Was Neressa ._.

by anonymous June 12, 2021

Edrees

Belongs to Ashley

You know edrees ? Yea he belongs to Ashley

by Paytonharris064 November 20, 2021

eyress

A beautiful soul who is highly attractive and a great dancer.

“Wow look at those moves, she must an Eyress”

by anonymous November 23, 2021