When you fuck a girl raw, pull out, shove a chocolate covered eclair on your cock and blow your load then make her eat it off.
I dont know if i made her cum or the double stuffed eclair put her in a diabetic seizure, but i left that fat bitch shaking.
by Bearclaw601 March 24, 2020
Get the Double stuffed eclairmug. The sexual act of ejaculating, keeping the semen inside your penis and then getting your dick shit on. Just like the cream filled, chocolate glaze pasty.
"Dude after I came we made an eclair!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"
by Prof.Porpoise August 31, 2017
Get the Eclairmug. by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021
Get the Pink eclairmug. The sex act involving the following scenario.
After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.
After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.
"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"
by SpagetToucher69 June 17, 2021
Get the Chocolate Eclairmug. by illshankyou December 16, 2011
Get the The Double Chocolate Eclairmug. The act of taking a non frosted eclair with no filling and Inserting the naked eclair into the anal cavity of another individual. Then make love the eclair as it is lodged in said anus until you ejaculate. Remove the salty eclair and feed it to your partner.
by C Rob80 October 30, 2025
Get the Salty Eclairmug. “Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”
by Hampton Grey April 20, 2021
Get the Vanilla Eclairmug.