Ethernet

(n) Something used to catch the Etherbunny.

We used the ethernet to catch the etherbunny.

by Serajin June 16, 2005

Etherview

A term relating to Nas' "Ether", but instead of a song, the interviewee verbally berates another peer to the point that the other can't quite retaliate from it. At times, not as dramatic as a diss song, but just as effective.

Billy was talking mad shit about Tommy, so that nigga called in to the local radio show and gave one hell of an etherview. Tommy hasn't been the same since.

by Saiam February 9, 2009

ether

It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early irish novel ... total loss of all basic motor skills: blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue---severance of all connection between the body and the brain. Which is intresting, because the brain continues to function more or less normally ... You can actually watch your self behaving in this terrible way, but you cant control it. A total body drug. The mind recoils horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column.

You approach the turnstiles leading into the circus circus and you know that when you get there, you have to give the man 2 dollars or he wont let you in. But when you get there everything goes wrong: you misjudge the distance to the turnstile and slam against it, bounce off and grab hold of an old woman to keep from falling, some angry rotarian shoves you and you think: Whats happening here? Whats going on? Then you hear your self mumbling: "Dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine. Watch out!... Why money? My name is Brinks; I was born... born? Get sheep over side... woman and children to armoured car... orders from captain Zeep. Ether is the perfect drug for las vegas. In this town they love a drunk. Fresh meat. So they put us through the turnstiles and turned us loose inside.
- Hunter s Thompson
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

by gunit January 18, 2005

Ethernet

When there is no WIFI...

In Queen Ethelburgas College (qe.org) an Ethernet cable is a necessity.

by meinspitzname May 31, 2015

ethereal wings

A Legend of Zelda Fan-Fiction that has lengthy chapters (espesially the water temple chapter) and awesome characters. It includes vivid detail, awesome humor, and some of our favorite video-game characters. Main characters include, Nozomi, Aiko, Link, Lee, Emiko, and Roy.

Genre:(Fantasy) Action-Adventure/Comedy/Romance

Rating: Teen

Link and all other LoZ characters are liscenced and owned by Nintendo.

Dude, have you read the latest chapter in Ethereal Wings on Lost-Woods?

Yeah, Chapter five? It was like 30 pages long, but worth it because it was hilarious.

I wonder if chapter six will have treefrogs with crossbows, or Nozomi and Link were just kidding about that.

by Nozomi November 6, 2007

eHermit

Someone who only communicates with the outside world via online tools like IRC, IM, Skype, email and forums.

Unlike a traditional hermit, an eHermit may have many "friends" but an eHermit will have met very few, if any of them, in real life (IRL).

The online comedy duo Rhett and Link claim credit for having coined the term during their podcast in early 2008.

Dude, you need to unplug! You're turning into some kind of eHermit!

by Capt. Queeg February 18, 2009

Mark Eberlined

1. An utmost display of apathy shown by an employee who has only two weeks left at a job before beginning a new position.

2. Being so totally checked out.

Wow, Jonny hasn't done any work since he got offered that new job. He has really Mark Eberlined.

by ward1se July 18, 2011