Dyson Teabag

Dipping your nuts in a Dyson Airblade in a public restroom.

I just gave the bathroom in terminal A the ole' Dyson Teabag.

by luderitz May 31, 2015

Mike Dyson

A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction

Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021

Mark Dyson

Mark Dyson - The complete perfect example of a party. Also aside from his cockiness and slightest bit of an attitude towards some people he’s a pretty genuine laid-back guy who enjoys many things including nature such as fishing, biking, going on walks, or just plain roughing it. He holds his closest friends very dear and cares very much for all of them. He tends to enjoy being the centre of attention at all times, whether he’s putting on a show for everyone around him to see, or taking part in a public activity. All around he’s a funny guy and is just trying to get a laugh out of you.

Mark is probably “ripping down some road blasting country music in a truck somewhere. We love mark.

Ashley: hey did you see mark today?

James: yeah he was doing burnouts in the lot.
Ashley: wow mark Dyson is so cool, you should be just like mark.

by Long live perlicia July 28, 2019

dyson heppell

beautiful dreadlocks words can not describe him.

lance :Dyson heppell is going to be gabbys one day

by crowsessendon2000 March 9, 2017

Dyson Eye

Dyson Eye is when in a day no matter what you may be doing you get crap/dust in your eyes as if your eyes are sucking dirt in.

You're suffering from Dyson eye mate

by Croggy Dee May 14, 2011

Dyson Airblade

A device that uses black magic to turn slow air into fast air.

How the f**k does this Dyson Airblade s**t work

by Major General of Scientology August 5, 2011

Dirty Dyson

When you suck the farts out of someone’s bum bum.

Brian wanted to give me a dirty dyson after our Taco Bell date.

by Carole4eva March 14, 2019