Abso-durka-lutely

Agreed 137.25%. When normal agreement just won't do. The most agreeingist you can be.

John, would you like to film me and my sister together?

"Abso-durka-lutely!!!"

by jihad of sheep February 10, 2007

Durka Durkad

One who has been owned/pwned in a video game. In this case, you might add another durka along with "d" at the end (similar to the -ed in owned). This word can be used to replaced owned/pwned and usually refers to a higher level of ownage.

"Shit man! You just got durka durkad!"

by Mickael November 10, 2007

Durka Durka Jihad Muhammed

This is a very common phrase in Arabic, meaning "Hello, I am Muhammed the Terrorist."

Bin Laden: "Durka Muhammed jihad fatwa?"

Terrorist: "Durka durka jihad Muhammed!"

Bin Laden: "Ah, fatwa durka jihad allah?"

Terrorist: "Durka allah jihad fatwa!"

by Infinitussy September 13, 2025

durka durka durka

What a person yells when someone is being stupid

Carly don't eat crayons durka durka durka

by PMHS April 15, 2017

Durka Jerk

A circle jerk with a bunch of Durka Durkas.

When's the next Durka Jerk?
Do you want to have a Durka Jerk?

by Bigfatsmellyjaymie June 5, 2025

durka doy

well DUH
seriously...
also known as :durk-a-doy depending on situation

Where are you?.... oh yeah durka doy

by ShreekyLette January 4, 2020

Durka durka

To curse violently in hindu, used when angry or agitated, used especially when dealing with bratty little indian children

hindu dad: Son come and clean dishwasher!

Son: No i playing fortnite fuck off!

Dad: YOU COME HERE NOW LITTE SHIT DURKA DURKA RIGHTTTT NOWWWWWWWWW

by anonymous May 30, 2022