Jake: Bro have you heard of the Dream SMP?
Jade: Yes I know I'm a simp don't judge me.
Jake: Same lol
Jade: Yes I know I'm a simp don't judge me.
Jake: Same lol
by bisexual_simp July 23, 2021

A bunch of teenagers who play Minecraft . They were your brothers and sisters too, I don't care where you are from they were still people just like you and me. They were your little brothers and little sisters and they were killed. But you didn't care, you wanted to draw gay art of a fluffy-haired fuckboy. You could've fought for the right for your little brothers and sisters to be able to learn in school, or for your brothers and sisters to be able to work for their jobs and provide for their families, or for them to keep the homes they lived in. You could've stopped the ruin of villages, the massacre of innocents, the exodus of families THE GENOCIDE OF YOUR PEOPLE. Per Kosove shpirtin them? Nonono, give your breath to the fuck face who plays Minecraft and writes phony Tweets about how thankful he is to have his chode fucked by a bunch of teenagers.
by SaintSaladTheSecond July 26, 2021

by Lemxn_Kat May 2, 2021

one of the worst things to happen on youtube (except maybe Shane Dawson)
it's just a bunch of sad, racist adults roleplaying
it's just a bunch of sad, racist adults roleplaying
someone: do you like the dream SMP because I'm a fan !!
a very attractive person: no they suck...go make some friends
a very attractive person: no they suck...go make some friends
by veryreallygood January 14, 2022

The worst thing to ever happen to the world. A child that screams cuss words and talks about sex even though he's going to be a virgin forever. There's also a green dude thats too insecure to show his face and there's also a moron that calls himself 'colorblind' even though we all know he's just mentally disabled.
Dream SMP is a shithole.
"I wanna drive off a cliff whenever I see a dream stan at school."
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Dream Stan- "OMG DREAM NEW VIDEO AJSGNKAJSGFJ:ASJKVJAG"
Joe- "Shut."
Dream Stan- "I DO WHAT I WANT"
Joe- Pulls unnamed object from bag and pulls a lever that results in a pile of blood and a demon going to hell.
"I wanna drive off a cliff whenever I see a dream stan at school."
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Dream Stan- "OMG DREAM NEW VIDEO AJSGNKAJSGFJ:ASJKVJAG"
Joe- "Shut."
Dream Stan- "I DO WHAT I WANT"
Joe- Pulls unnamed object from bag and pulls a lever that results in a pile of blood and a demon going to hell.
by TarDSLaYeR69 September 30, 2021

A server that consists of 33 people. Order that they were added:
Dream
GeorgeNotFound
Callahan
Awsamedude
Ponk
BadBoyHalo
TommyInnit
Tubbo
Fundy
Punz
Purpled
Ghostbur
Jschlatt
Skeppy
Eret
Jack Manifold
Niki
Quackity
Karl Jacobs
HBomb
Tenchoblade
Antfrost
Phliza
Connor
Puffy
Vikkstar
LazarBeam
Ranboo
Foolish Gamers
Hannah
Slimecicle
Michaelmcchill
Dream
GeorgeNotFound
Callahan
Awsamedude
Ponk
BadBoyHalo
TommyInnit
Tubbo
Fundy
Punz
Purpled
Ghostbur
Jschlatt
Skeppy
Eret
Jack Manifold
Niki
Quackity
Karl Jacobs
HBomb
Tenchoblade
Antfrost
Phliza
Connor
Puffy
Vikkstar
LazarBeam
Ranboo
Foolish Gamers
Hannah
Slimecicle
Michaelmcchill
by queer_fishie July 4, 2021

A bunch of grown ass adults making cringe roleplays in Minecraft to satisfy its audience filled with kids 6-12 year olds or sadly older.
by Bigchugusisntfunny July 18, 2022
