Synonym for Facebook.
A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.
A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.
A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
A company or person that tries to copyright common language words and then proceeds to sue humanity for their usage.
A controlling asshole of humanity of Rupert Murdoch proportions.
A very sad and lonely person with no friends whatsoever, who hates the world, but can't do the right thing and go jump under a train.
Douchebook sued themselves for copyrighting stupidity in its entirety and instantly imploded up their own collective assholes.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
A Douchebook only went and copyrighted living and breathing.
A paranoid Douchebook sued Sesame Street for using the letters F, O, A, D and a huge steaming number 2.
A Douchebook put a gun in his mouth but sued the world for his pain instead.
Douchebook - arseface, what's the difference?
Blame humanity for your inadequacies like a dirty little rotten Douchebook.
by Swiss Toni November 28, 2010
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Posting things on your Wall such as "OMG! How could you douchebook on me?" or "You're a big slut and I never want to see you again! Welcome to being douchebooked" or "He's such an asshole that he deserves to be douchebooked! or How could you cheat on me with that whore. I'm so going to douchebook you! or just posting some sorry-ass, vague, attention demanding thing like I'm so depressed. This is the ultimate annoying form of douchebooking. Attention whores tend to douchebook a lot.
by no douchebooking! May 1, 2010
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The act of being a douche while in public
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up
Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.
A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.
for ex. Tom and Matt are at the bar and two girls walk up
Tom: hey sexy bitches how bout a drink for you two??
Matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
Tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.
A made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut butter.
Douche boater, asshat, douche conoe, douche, fucking fucker, pussy blocker, cunt, dickhead, fuckhead, assclown, doucheboater
by Mac daddy de March 13, 2010
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I couln't sleep last night; every ten minutes another douchebox with a bass cannon in his trunk would come rolling down the street and wake up the neighborhood.
by Sinical July 24, 2012
Get the douchebox mug.a more correct term for douchebag, because douches come in boxes not bags. A guy who is full of him self, and does lame ass shit. a guy who uses and abuses the ladies.
"omg becky, we hooked up and he never called me back- that guy is such a douchebox"
"seriously dude you cant even buy your mom a mothersday card? your a douche box"
"he is such a box of douche, he totally ignored me at that party last night"
"seriously dude you cant even buy your mom a mothersday card? your a douche box"
"he is such a box of douche, he totally ignored me at that party last night"
by justliv2 August 9, 2012
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by King Citrus February 21, 2010
Get the douchebonner mug.OMG I am so douchebooking. How could he/she do this I have to admit I'm douchebooking he sucks and now I'm douchebooking wtf o.k, I'm douchebooking! my heart is broken and I cant control the fact that I'm douchebooking but I loved him/her so I'm douchebooking
by don't douchebook April 30, 2010
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