dook

A low-key reference to a woman's butt.

Man did you see that dook she had?

by FredGator February 19, 2020

sneak a dook

Don't touch the water source at the wall...just lift the tank lid and let out the meanest growler ever then replace the tank lid and flush the toilet. the next person to use it will be baffled how it is impossible to make the water turn clear again.Or turn the water off and when the next person to use trouble shoots the problem.......

sneak a dook self explanitory.....

by hohndogger August 6, 2006

resi-dook

The residual poop inside the anus even after wiping and thinking you're clean from defecating. The toilet paper is clean and you feel as your butthole is clean, but you're actually not.

The after effects of resi-dook is when your butthole itches and sweats from trying to clean itself. You need to go and re-wipe to help rid the resi-dook.

I took a huge dump an hour or two ago, and now my butthole itches and is all sweaty from the resi-dook inside. I need to re-wipe!!

by dougied666 November 19, 2012

fook a dook

literally translates to 'fuck a duck'. used as an expression of surprise.

Fook a Dook! I screwed up in the game.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

liquidy dook

When your poop is like a chocolate milkshake and slides with very much ease out of the anus.

"I can't have any more milkshakes from steak n shake because I've had liquidy dooks for a week now."

by Treyfus July 1, 2005

Rat Dook Master

Another name for a dirty exterminator or somebody who deals with rat shit

Did you see that kids smelly ass dad? What a fuckin rat dook master

by gooch cheese April 9, 2009

dook nuke

When you take a dook that utterly destroys the inside of your toilet and leaves the inside of the bathroom and the surrounding 25 ft of the bathroom smelling like sin.

Dude, stay outta the bathroom! Andrew just dook nuked it up again!

by Mephibosheth1 July 15, 2011