Doodie Divot 

The tender, valley-shaped hole situated directly above ones butthole. Coined by Hodge

My doodie divot is extremely itchy today" or "I have extra fluff in my doodie divot after wearing these new cotton under wear"

Doodie Divot by Hodge10 June 20, 2011

doodie pooter 

a farter that farts with shit.
someone who sharts.

my dog is a doodie pooter.

doodie pooter by katie boo September 11, 2012

Doodie knuckle 

Poo stuck in crevices on the knuckle of your finger

I fingered my girlfriends butt and got doodie knuckle

Doodie knuckle by TexasAcehole March 9, 2020

Doodie sploosh 

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt

yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh

Doodie sploosh by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020

Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

Doodie bit by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020

doodie rider

someone who rides the doodie; someone who enjoys anal sex

That guy is a doodie rider every night.

doodie rider by doodierider January 19, 2010

Doodie Chang 

Another way of saying "drawl" or "shit". It is most commonly used when something bad happens to you or a friend.

Friend one - "i failed the test"
Friend two - "Oh doodie chang"

Doodie Chang by jewshe bag October 3, 2009