by AEvangelionFan January 31, 2025
Get the Distorted Fatemug. by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
Get the Distortedmug. Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.
by Word of God Militia Legatus 1TTA1 January 17, 2008
Get the realty distortion fieldmug. person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!
person two: man, that was me two years ago!
by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019
Get the Distortion Sweatermug. The effect where time runs uncomfortably fast whilst sitting in front of computer surfing the Internet, in stark contrast to the slower passage of time experienced during a walk
I swear, every time I sit down to binge-watch videos, I experience time distortion—what felt like 30 minutes turned into three hours!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
Get the time distortionmug. Originating from psychological thriller / sci-fi movies about lucid dream, this term refers the increase of your expectation on the amount of screen time you should be able to have 0.0001 seconds after you lose the self-control not to subscribe 600+ YouTube channels in a row.
After binge-watching those psychological thrillers, my perception of time felt so distorted; I thought I’d only been scrolling for a minute, but it turned into hours!
by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025
Get the distortedmug. When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot
Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.
by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012
Get the Ocular Distortion Factormug.