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Bullet in brain disease

A joke about a government hiding and covering up a murder they caused
The anti-government journalist died due to bullet in brain disease.
by DrBrad March 26, 2023
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exacary disease

"Hey you got exacary disease. Your face looks exacary like your arse." "So are you saying I got an ugly face or a nice arse??"
by ry-ry-guy November 19, 2007
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Cardiovascular Disease

When one sexually desires extremely overweight people.
"Dude, ever since watching The Biggest Loser, I've got some bad cardiovascular disease."
by Zima69err September 18, 2015
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disease preventameter

The distance at which one should away from others, in order to avoid catching sickness.
stay at least one disease preventameter away from me.

i don't want to hang out with Thomas he keeps coming within a disease preventameter
by Chimera Camaro April 3, 2020
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pugs disease

A rare std caused by a person who has had sexual intercourse with a pug, and then transmitted to you.
I heard that girl has pugs disease.
by lil peep b April 25, 2020
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Dispenser

A machine that dispenses stuff (duh). Also known as the Dispense-O-Matic 9000 Provisions Dispenser in Team Fortress 2, it's a machine that has the mystical ability to create ammo out of nowhere and give it to teammates. And it heals. Though minus the ability to make you bulletproof.

Comes in 3 Levels. When fully upgraded, it's a Medic that gives you ammo.

When used effectively, the Dispenser plays a very important role in the game, as it can provide (almost) endless amounts of health and ammo to teammates, therefore it is often being used to establish a camp halfway through the base. However, it is prone to damage from fire, rockets, bombs, arrows, melee weapons, sappers, and (most of the time) BOOLIT.

It also blocks friendly Sentry Guns, so watch out where you're placing it.
"POOTIS SPENCER HEAR!"
The Heavy

"Need a dispenser here!"
— The Scout

"Phudda dipenza heah!"
— The Pyro

"We need a dispenser riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight here."
— The Engineer
by LazFlamme November 1, 2014
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Game of Thrones Disease

The act of killing off characters that fans like the most, and/or a large amount of characters in a short amount of time.
Everyone loves Tyrion, that probably means that he will probably catch Game of Thrones Disease.
by 1dchouseman August 12, 2014
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