Technologically disabled

The politically correct way to say someone is technologically retarded or ileterate. Someone who cannot understand how technology works or how to use it. Can be shortened to T.D.

Melissa: my dad just called me to ask me how to turn his laptop again.
Mike: your dad is technologically disabled !
Melissa: yea, he's so TD!

by Dawanz July 9, 2016

Disability workshop

A cheap alternative to a Barnum and Bailey sideshow where sane and self-taught people with aspergers and/or autism are the odd ones out and get ostracized daily by parental figures (whom pretend to give a shit but instead do their job for a quick buck) in favor of batshit insane individuals whom have little to no chance to get a job without making the employer commit suicide by their obnoxious 'disabled' attributes

Parents: Sorry son, We do love you but our soon to be abolished health care plan requires us to ship you to a Disability workshop
Son: Son of a bitch!

by Lt. Firey Kyuubi January 21, 2014

facially disabled

1)Ugly

2) Mauled facially after getting beaten up.

3)Really Really REALLY UGLY!!! Like fugly

"Did you have an accident or were you born facially disabled?"

"Dude did the entire ugly forest fall on you or were you born facially disabled?"

that person was facially disabled to the point of fugly

by Pineapple'D April 20, 2007

racial disability

An otherwise healthy person who suffers the consequences of their race.

That bum isn't handicapped. The only thing he suffers from is a racial disability.

by TXMAC February 5, 2007

Disabled picker

1. A person (really able-minded) who makes fun of the physical disabled especially the mentally disabled which is even more worse than people with physical disabilities

a disabled picker ain't really got no reason of making fun of the mentally disabled, they don't even know why they did it. karma will come get them one day.

by ceelowill August 21, 2010

disabled sister

a free sex doll that is very realistic.

"Hey Bro Is That Your Sex Doll?"
"No Thats Actually MY Disabled Siste-"
"Yeah Same Thing"
that is the word "disabled sister" defined

by pushyrot January 20, 2021

web disabled

condition of being temporarily paralyzed by the need to interact with a web-enabled device in a socially awkward way

Dude, I was talking to Frank and he stopped mid sentence to check out a notification on his iPhone. He was totally web disabled.

by bandospook July 27, 2012