dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005

dingy bitch

dumb chick dat dont realize the stupid shit they do.

She put a fuckin white towel over a camera that had a red light. She's a dumb dingy bitch.

by Simone4life99 November 12, 2006

dingy bopper

a small dwarf who loves to give head but when you ask it will only be for about 5 to 10 seconds

ex:when mike asked for head from the dwarf josie she said DAMNN BITCH you get 5, mike considered josie a dingy bopper.

by mike ula February 26, 2008

Dingybo

(Din-gee-boe) The urge to eat the lint between ones toes.

Boris enjoys Dingybo with his wife every chance he gets.

by nonrate April 23, 2010

dingusaurus

The ultimate dingus. Anyone committing any form of dingus-related activity may pay homage to the great Dingusaurus - a fundamental constant of the universe from the beginning of time itself;
The essence of The Dingus.

Example #1:

Just look at him. What a dingusaurus.

Example #2:

Human A: Lets eat a durian fruit bruh.
Human B: Nah that's some dingusaurus shit.

by TheDarkWizard April 14, 2016

dingsauce

To hit an absolute bomb! (Baseball). Said as commentary while hitting a ball. It's like calling a home run.

(Ball approaches batter)Batter: DINGSAUCE! (ball is then smashed into oblivion, it hasn't landed to this day).

by baseball FAQ June 17, 2017

Dingyu

A legend. Sex on legs. A jawline that could cut glass. Can be found at the front of the peloton with thousands desperate to keep up. Only flaw - besides there only being one of him - is his inability to guess crossword letters.

Person 1: "Hey did you see that Dingyu? Mad bunda"
Person 2: "Yeah bro couldn't miss him, did you see the army of simps behind him?"
Zara: "Yeah but how is he riding without any handlebars?"
Dingyu: "cringe"

by dingsimp January 22, 2022