Uncle Diddles

The oddball uncle in a backwoods West Virgina family who fondles all of the children. This character is usually between 5'3" and 5'6" and weighs no more than 120 pounds. He has little to no teeth and long stringy hair complimented by a long stringy beard.

Billy Sue: "I don't wanna go to Uncle Diddles house! Everytime I do my ass ends up hurting for 3 days!"

by Big Daddy Longdick August 8, 2011

do my doo-wah-diddie

do my do-wah-diddie is a command to suck dick.

Matt called me over to him and said "do my doo-wah-diddie"!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

daddiest

the most daddy out of daddy’s

“omg he is the daddiest”

by daddymaster69420 June 6, 2022

wook daddies

something thats fake or not out in stores yet

he got on some wook daddies

by ecurtis April 22, 2009

Diddles

Verb - To abandon or To leave for a long period of time (i.e. To Diddle)

Daddy pulled a Diddles again.

by John John Johnson August 11, 2016

doddies

Boobs, breasts milkers, tits.

"Jesus Christ Quentin did you see the size of the doddies on that fine Lady?"

by Premixxed February 12, 2017

Rainbow Daddies

Gay fathers or what I call skittles.

I love to swallow the juices of my Rainbow Daddies!

by ItsDankConsensualRape September 16, 2017