dictitude

the attitude exhibited by guys, especially at a so called "sausage party" where testosterone is flowing like wine and the guys stare each other down and flex their muscles because each one thinks he is the BEST

"there was definitely some dictitude goin on there, he was soooo jealous of the new cool guy in town"

by carmellina September 11, 2005

diclet

A man who is an asshole but he THINKs he is "it" and his dick is the size of a piece of Chiclet gum.

Dan thinks he is it but he really is a diclet.

by Can't tell ya but middle initial of J is a clue! May 5, 2006

Dicitus

A condition where the sufferer uncontrollably refers to dictionary definitions of words they use.

Everyone in the department has contracted Dicitus and subsequently Waterstones has sold out dictionaries

by TheConcernedHypochondriac May 23, 2003

Dickitch

When you see a hot female on the internet but never get to see her again and you are just left behind with a faint memory.

Dude 1: Man i saw this chick on 9GAG ! She was Smokin' but can't find her now.

Dude 2: You sir have a dickitch!

by Barood August 25, 2012

Dickit

Can replace anything

My best friend. My best Dickit. That is the same meaning.

by Tim Dickit May 23, 2003

dicited

When you're excited for that dick

Wow, Jeremy is coming over and I'm so dicited

by Chill vibes May 28, 2016

dickitus

The state of a man having his time of the month. In a rut.

Dickitus

by 9avogel December 13, 2014