dick face gremlin

one who is acting stupidly for the moment

hey cut it out you dick face gremlin!

by sgtirish October 16, 2006

Resting Dick Face

When a girl(s) is/are sleeping and you gently lay your penis on her/their forehead.

Amanda's resting dick face pose was irresistible. I have to lay the cock on her. Let me take a selfie.

by thiizznate January 21, 2015

shitty dick face

Qball

in a YouTube vid by Lewis qball singing a Christmas song at the start he says shitty dick face! XD

by Usef Amir June 03, 2018

Dirty Dick Face

See "DDF"

DDF is a look on the face similar to RBF but with an added rancid, un-groomed taste of a dirty, bitter possibly un-cut dick lingering on the taste buds.

Is Susan having a bad day or is that just DDF? Dirty Dick Face

by Stinky&TheJew December 30, 2019

dick face joe

a dumb faced nigger with a stupid ponytail

tom:did you invite dick face joe to the party?

james: of course not.

by Ihateurfacenow January 31, 2012

Dick faced mother fucker

Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.

"Dude, your a...a...dick faced mother fucker!"

"Fuck you you dick faced mother fucker!"

by Fritztafer October 06, 2008

dick faced fucking cunt

something to shout at someone when they seriously piss you off that much that all you want to do is curse there whole being. also see "titty arse faced cunt"

James Colston, you are a dick faced fucking cunt!!

by Anonymous April 08, 2003