Dick Cheese

A pronoun used to belittle an opponent. Also pronounced Dick Cheeze.

"Way to go Dick Cheese!"

by Carlos Caliente December 28, 2005

Dick Cheese

The act of jacking off and not cleaning the jizz off your dick leaving Dick Cheese

Mason: Dude my dick cheese smells bad

Elliott: No Shit

by chubbychaser37 November 15, 2010

dick cheese

pretty much self explanitory, what happens when you dont wash after sports,sexual activity, or laziness. Creates fungus in forkskin of youre dick (only uincircumsized) hurts like a motherfucker trust me on this...

()()=========|)------ <- then it starts pussing out liquid like an std

Man my dick hurts so much, it smells, its rusty and slimey and its cheesy, so thereffore i have dick cheese

by Gabe The NEwfy May 1, 2006

dick cheese

"the dirt and scum building up betweeen the area of the penis and thighs."
-Me,one second ago.

Me:"Dude,did you hear about Scott?"
Other Dude:What happened?
Me:They found him dead,and when they did an autopsy,they found loads of dick cheese!"

by AnHonestChainsaw12 June 24, 2011

dick cheese

when you jizz and you leave the jizz on the top of your dick or u dont wiope it all off the next time you look at your dick u will have dick cheese also know as dried up dick crustys on your tip

chris was jackin it like a beast and when he was done he was so tried he went to sleep in the middle of the night he got up to take a piss he notice that there was dried up jizz crustys on his head. ooo no chris has dick cheese.

by jordan leveille/chris hall/eddy apice June 21, 2007

Dick Cheese

dried up siemen from not washing afta blowing ya load.

u pull back ya skin to find dirty stilton cheese on ya helmet.

Baby bell cheeseball

by James November 14, 2004

Dick cheese

Dick Cheese

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by oatt April 22, 2021