Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023

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josh deutsch

The hottest dude.

JOSH DEUTSCH IS SO COOL

by mr.nuggets October 1, 2019

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Deutsch Homolesbian Mapping is a definition used to discribe a specific youtuber called Dutch Republic Mapping.
It first began when (s)he made a coming out video, in that video (s)he explains her/his feelings and discribes his troubles of being a shemale homolesbian cunt.

Dutch is homolesbian / Deutsch Homolesbian Mapping.

by nogger_69 February 19, 2018

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Deutsch mark

A truly stand up guy. A German bloke. Great with kids

Todd: “I feel so bad for mark, he’s a bit chubby but hyper-inflated seems a bit much”
Steve: “Deutsch mark. What an absolute fucking legend”

by Cum faggot May 20, 2019

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You got Deutsche Bahned

Literally: "the German state railway company Deutsche Bahn, notorious for canceling or delaying trains inconveniently, has struck again at your expense". Figurative uses of the phrase blame other travel mishaps on Deutsche Bahn, regardless of the mode of transport.

I need a shot of your face and the train everything, just like, "You got Deutsche Bahned!" -- Tom Scott to Sam Denby, Jet Lag: the Game season 13 episode 2

by dickoon2 March 21, 2025

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