Dulles Detention Zone (noun):
A soulless, fluorescent-lit purgatory where hope goes to die, tucked in the ass-end of an airport, reserved for the poor bastards flying commuter jets. A liminal space of broken spirits, where passengers—having paid top dollar—are herded like livestock into overcrowded, makeshift waiting pens with no amenities, no dignity, and no god. Delays stretch into eternity, announcements are cryptic riddles, and the only certainty is that you are not leaving anytime soon. See also: air travel purgatory, despair terminal, capitalist cattle stall
A soulless, fluorescent-lit purgatory where hope goes to die, tucked in the ass-end of an airport, reserved for the poor bastards flying commuter jets. A liminal space of broken spirits, where passengers—having paid top dollar—are herded like livestock into overcrowded, makeshift waiting pens with no amenities, no dignity, and no god. Delays stretch into eternity, announcements are cryptic riddles, and the only certainty is that you are not leaving anytime soon. See also: air travel purgatory, despair terminal, capitalist cattle stall
I was flying United, and they could not find a crew for the community flight on the last leg of the trip so I ended up in the Dulles Detention Zone
by HeloPilot March 9, 2025
Get the Dulles Detention Zonemug. A type of school detention that is much worse than regular detention. I have gotten this before, so let me explain what it's like. This only exists in certain schools btw.
Isolation Detention is basically like being locked in a small room with nothing but a chair or desk. The walls are completely white, but the floor would usually be tiled or carpet. You'd basically be locked in there until the principal says you can leave. It's dead silent, and you only hear the school board talking outside (depends on where the room is located) and yourself breathing. The room feels like solitary confinement, and the only way you could get this punishment is committing theft on school property or something similar.
Isolation Detention is basically like being locked in a small room with nothing but a chair or desk. The walls are completely white, but the floor would usually be tiled or carpet. You'd basically be locked in there until the principal says you can leave. It's dead silent, and you only hear the school board talking outside (depends on where the room is located) and yourself breathing. The room feels like solitary confinement, and the only way you could get this punishment is committing theft on school property or something similar.
I got isolation detention for stealing 3 computers and a girl's phone. You don't want to end up like me.
by Communism Is Life December 2, 2024
Get the Isolation Detentionmug. Clayton Juvenile Detention Center, abbreviated "CJDC" is a game on Roblox, primarily for "roleplaying" where 80% of the people do not know what the fuck they're doing and the other 20% are Combat Roleplayer's who always tries to correct you on every single fucking action you do, trustee's who are OOC Festing or people who just roleplay.
Random guy: -stabs-
CRPer in Clayton Juvenile Detention Center: "erm, no akshually, you should do 3+ words minimum and you just walked up to me and said -stabs- without even reeling it back so that's actually speed-typing cau
se you didn't give me any time to react, also specify where you stabbed me, void your action you nimwit."
CRPer in Clayton Juvenile Detention Center: "erm, no akshually, you should do 3+ words minimum and you just walked up to me and said -stabs- without even reeling it back so that's actually speed-typing cau
se you didn't give me any time to react, also specify where you stabbed me, void your action you nimwit."
by random box who's annoyed January 22, 2024
Get the Clayton Juvenile Detention Centermug. When you spill a whole jar of yogurt on the floor, find hair in your food, and realize your fly is down all at the same time
by Junie QQ October 21, 2020
Get the detentionmug. by Samyll September 23, 2024
Get the Detentablemug. A specialised and elite honor roll given to the top 1% of students in a given high school. Sent in by select schools across the nation to the President of the United States.
by Official School Rewards January 22, 2022
Get the detention honor rollmug. Teacher: I have received a complaint on you for harassment. I am going to expel you.
You: NOOO!!! SIR THAT ISNT FAIRRRR!!!!!!! PLS HAVE MERCUY PLS
Teacher: Okay, fine. Have a few Friday Detention's.
You: NOOO!!! SIR THAT ISNT FAIRRRR!!!!!!! PLS HAVE MERCUY PLS
Teacher: Okay, fine. Have a few Friday Detention's.
by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023
Get the Friday Detentionmug.