Depresso-Espresso

The one who will probably kill themselves after having some coffee

Hey, I bet that kid is gonna Depresso-Espresso himself

by 3ntr1x August 27, 2023

Depresso espresso

The incorrect way to say the common phrase “espresso depresso”

Person 1 “I’m depresso espresso”
Person 2 “do you mean espresso depresso?”

by Idont havea name October 03, 2020

Depresso espresso

The incorrect way to say the common term “espresso depresso”

Person 1 “I am depresso espresso”
Person 2 “you mean espresso espresso? You idiot.”

by Idont havea name October 03, 2020

Depresso latte

Instead of having a latte to wake you up and make you happy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy

That cunts way too happy order him a Depresso latte, that will sort the cunt out.

by Beth Putin May 25, 2022

Depresso latte

The drink you order for a moody,needy depressed cunt

Kristie ordered Adam a depresso latte cause he was being a sensitive cunt again.

Order that faggot fuck a depresso latte he’s whining like a lil bitch.

by Beth Putin May 14, 2022

Depresso

The feeling of being without Espresso or some form of coffee drink.

I haven't had coffee in a week, I feel depresso.

by tacogurl_ May 09, 2018

Depresso

Person feeling depressed because they run out of coffee.

Person 1: Damn, I ran out of coffee
Person 2: Better get some more before you become a Depresso.

by Andre_601 May 22, 2021