Scientific Model-Dependency

The insight that what we observe in science depends critically on the models we use to observe. Our instruments are built on models. Our data analysis assumes models. Our theories are models. We never access reality raw—we access reality filtered through models, and different models reveal different aspects. This isn't idealism (reality exists) but dependency: what we can say about reality is always mediated by the models we've built. Scientific progress is partly about building better models, but also about understanding what each model hides along with what it reveals.

"You think climate models are just predictions? Scientific Model-Dependency says: they're also what makes climate visible at all. Without models, you have weather, not climate. The model isn't just representing reality—it's creating the conditions for you to see it. Respect the dependency."

by Abzugal February 23, 2026

Epistemological Model-Dependency

The insight that what we can know depends critically on the models we use to know. Our concepts are models. Our languages are models. Our theories are models. We never access reality raw—we access reality filtered through models, and different models reveal different aspects. This isn't idealism (reality exists) but dependency: what we can claim to know is always mediated by the models we've built. Epistemic progress is partly about building better models, but also about understanding what each model hides along with what it reveals.

"You think you know someone through their social media. Epistemological Model-Dependency says: you know the model they present, filtered through the platform's algorithms, shaped by your interpretive framework. That's knowledge—but it's model-dependent knowledge. You don't know them; you know them-as-filtered-through-your-model. Respect the dependency."

by Abzugal February 23, 2026

Decendance

A term for constant descent. Not to be confused with descendance.

"The elevator exhibited slow decendance, passing by the floors one by one."

by OUGHOUGHOUGH January 14, 2022

Dependacitis

The fake infectious disease used to describe a U.S Military spouse or significant other that has slowly relied more on their partner for support. Symptoms include quitting their job, abusing their spouse’s rank, and an increased frequency of pregnancy and birth. Typically the disease develops stronger as time in the relationship goes on. While there is no cure, some members report a higher intelligence and common sense can keep symptoms down long enough for the member to retire or get out of the military.

Enlisted Military Sergeant: Hey lieutenant why doesn’t your girlfriend ever come to our parties anymore? Are you big leaguing us or something?
Lieutenant: Oh she has a bad case of dependacitis, she used my rank to try to get a discount at Subway. So she’s staying home to try to recover.

by DietWokeZero December 31, 2022

Petville Dependant

Someone who is obsessed with Petville and repeatlly checks to see if theyre stupid pet is okay. Petville dependant can also mean someone who has nothing better to do than sit around and play ghetto games on facebook.

Cool Kidd: Heyy you wanna come to my boyfriends game with me?
Petville dependant: No, sorry i have to go home and check on my pet on fb.
Cool Kidd: God what a petville dependant!

by Cool Kidd123 November 21, 2011

State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

puppy-dependant

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.

Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.

by Schmoe_Joe June 9, 2016