A rare disease causing people to constantly be one sentence behind in conversation without realizing it.
That guy with delayed conversationalism always ruins social gatherings, because he will accidentally insult people to their faces.
by Frank Hagglemann August 1, 2016
Get the delayed conversationalism mug.The extra time spent sitting on the toilet waiting for other patrons of the men's room to leave. Usually occurs in corporate settings after malodorous toilet episodes.
"I had like a 7 minute shame delay because my boss was in the crapper next to me."
"I knew the guy in the stall next to me began a shame delay, but there was no way I was coming out first. However, after 4 minutes of silence we both gave up and went to wash our hands. It was awkward."
"I knew the guy in the stall next to me began a shame delay, but there was no way I was coming out first. However, after 4 minutes of silence we both gave up and went to wash our hands. It was awkward."
by TPS Report March 30, 2008
Get the Shame Delay mug.Tower delay simulator, A rename of Tower defense simulator, Because of many delays, People memed about this name
It is a game named Tower defense simulator.
It is a game named Tower defense simulator.
Someone: Hey I like tower delay simulator, I just wish it wasn't delayed
Another person: Yeah. I wish it wasn't delayed too, Lets go play it in the mean time shall we?
Someone: Okay.
Another person: Yeah. I wish it wasn't delayed too, Lets go play it in the mean time shall we?
Someone: Okay.
by ARandomStrangerThatSucksAtGame October 10, 2021
Get the Tower delay simulator mug.When a person takes an abnormally large amount of time to figure out a joke . Usually due to the person being stoned or stupid or in rare cases both.
by Sniippered March 5, 2022
Get the Rupert delay mug.When used as a transitive verb, to screw someone or something over in a completely gratuitous gesture of amoral nihilistic sadism. Can be shortened to "DeLay."
Us Military personel are really being Tom Delayed twice -- first they're sent to Iraq and then, upon their return, their veterans' benefits are getting cut. Joke's on them, I suppose.
by Rupert Smithers May 13, 2005
Get the Tom DeLay mug.Delayna is very sensitive. she likes to be around her friends and family. she usually isn't very popular. she is caring, friendly, funny, and sensitive. if you get the chance to know her treat her like no other, because it's always an honor.
by leelayna July 3, 2015
Get the delayna mug.The resulting delay when drivers slow down to view an accident that occurred on the opposite side of the road.
There's a 3 mile back up on Route 29 Westbound due to an accident, and a 1 mile gaper delay in the Eastbound direction.
by Juicifer Jones January 22, 2008
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