deez nuts

a wonderful and insightful term used to annoy, trick, and entertain others. Usually used following questions such as what? and who?

1: what you talkin about?
2: talking bout DEEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSS
1: Oh, DEEEEZZZ NUUTTTSSSS


1: Yo Claude
2: What?
1: You want some of Deez Nuts?


1: Who are you going to prom with?
2: Deez nuts biyatch!

by Mike and Franny May 05, 2003

DeeZ Nuts

A Word that a drunk kid used and is now quite famous over Deez Nuts

This Is Deez Nuts

by Jimmy Bop Poop October 21, 2015

deez nuts

A stupid joke that makes you laugh really hard. Used usually to trick people, so you can say a phrase involving your testicles.

"You heard that album by Neyo?"
"Nah nuggah."
"DEEZ NUTS NEYO MOUTH!!!!"

by nuggahman May 25, 2007

deez nuts

It's a term used to piss people off or it could be used as in your face sort of way

Guy;did you talk to them
Girl;talk to who
Guy;you know, that guy
Girl; who
Guy;deeeeeeez nuts

by William Waldrep June 03, 2005

deez nuts

1)my big fat hairy balls

Person 1: I saw yo mom eatin 'em yesterday.
Person 2: Eatin what?
Person 1: Eatin on Deez Nuts, bitch.

by Dehanglo June 23, 2006

Deez Nuts

A joke or phrase used to bypass, silence or squelch out any annoying,irritating or harassing comment or conversation. Commonly used by Boss Status players to flag or penalize player haters!

Made internationally exceptable by snoop doggy dog (rapper) in the mid 1990's on his death row records release / LP - "The Dog Father"

defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys misses a key tackle during a playoff game and when he leaves the field his defensive coach approaches him amd starts yelling

COACH : " Why don't you try playing some D for a change"

PLAYER: "play some D"?
COACH: "yeah, D"!
PLAYER:"HOW BOUT YOU PLAY WIT DEEZ NUTS HOMMIE"

by Urbanswervin July 12, 2015

Deez Nuts

a sarcastic but funny expression used to annoy someone

''hey what can I eat for dinner tonight'
"you can eat deez nuts"

by kayla janae September 07, 2015