Decrescenzo

A man with a big italian penis doing a woman from behind.

That playa gave that ho a decrescenzo.

by David Decrescenzo December 20, 2004

Deceed

The opposite of 'Exceed'

John, we have to ask you to step down from your position at our company, as your work deceeds expectations.

by Solas January 5, 2012

machelor's degree

Receiving both your bachelor's and master's degree from the same institution.

My friend was too lazy to research other universities, so he just stayed here to get his 6 year machelor's degree

by Tee-Kas September 17, 2010

Arts Degree

A university degree that offers students the ability to study a wide range of subjects, but ultimately learn nothing. The arts degree provides a broad college experience, but extremely bad job prospects.
Arts students will often try to disguise their choice of course by naming the individual subjects they're doing, e.g. 'Theology and Sociology', 'Anthropology, Quantitave Economics and Medieval German'.(Nice try, it's still arts!)
Having only 8-12 hours of college a week (including tutorials, practicals, study and any other work their course 'demands') leaves arts students with a lot of free time. This free time is usually taken up with protests, smoking weed, sleeping, attending concerts or styling their hair/applying fake tan.

Written on a toilet paper dispenser: 'Arts Degree: Please take one'.

by Captainfailure April 12, 2008

Degree

A series of mundane tasks that if successfully completed, will award you a pointless piece of paper that will get you a job you were capable of doing 4 years ago. Courses are usually run by wanker academics who are fat and have no social skills who despite having no idea who you are, think they have the right to grade your intellect.

I got a degree so society thinks I have value.

by JCollier123 January 16, 2019

degreelessness

The state of "god" mode, or invincibility, in the classic video game Doom.

Typing "iddqd" while playing Doom enables degreelessness.

by Joshua Fan January 16, 2009

marijuana accredation degree

A degree acquired by all students who attend Humboldt state University, regradless of major. Anyone in posession of this degree can estimate the weight of a sack within .5 grams.

A conversation with someone with a marijuana accredation degree

Nema: Dude you guys got hooked up.
Me: Are you sure?
Nema:Dude, I went to Humboldt.

by E-mizzac6969 October 17, 2008