December 9th 

A day where a bad ass bitch was born. She stays everyday. Everyone wishes they were her. She has guy lining up left and right to be with her cuz she also has the fattest ass anyone has ever seen.

Boy 1:Do u know what day it is?
Boy 2:December 9th?
Boy 1: yeah it’s the day where all the baddest bitches wer born ;)

December 9th by Shawtywiththefatty December 22, 2020

December 9th 

National kiss your best friend day!

“Hey girly!”
“Wassup”
*kisses*
“Why’d you do that?”
“It’s December 9th!”

December 9th by You’re.mom_ December 6, 2021

December 9th 

Unlimited besito (kiss) day

Guy : Its December 9th
Girl: *Stares*
SMOOOOOCHHH

December 9th by ynnohj December 8, 2021

December 9th 

December 9th is Ellie’s day. Everyone is expected to tell Ellie “Happy Birthday” and to not react if she does not say “Thanks.” Ellie’s day is the best day in the world, even if it’s not her birthday. She is to be given all the love and presents in the world.

Omg! It’s December 9th, Ellie’s day! I forgot to get her a present and tell her happy birthday.

December 9th by mostlypolitical December 10, 2021

December 9th 

Post your bae today, show em your appreciation for them 😍 !

Chloe: *post bae*
Bae: yoo, why you post me today so randomly?

Chloe: Its December 9th!!!

Bae: Whats December 9th??

Chloe: Post your bae day 🤭

December 9th by xozi4n December 8, 2022

December 9th 

December 19th is the best holiday Because it’s National take a hoodie from your girl

December 9th

December 9th by Extra 2763 December 5, 2023

December 9th 

International kill a furry day. Wait until some furries on Reddit see this and be like "oH My GOd tHe AnTIFuRS". What are you waiting for? Go kill a furry already.

Person: *checks calendar*
Oh it's December 9th.
*Kills a bunch of furries circlejerking on Reddit*

December 9th by leo123456 December 8, 2023