dazai has a plan

"Dazai has a plan" is used when a fan favorite character dies and people trying to cop by thinking "Dazai's plan" will save their favorite character.

-Bro Gojo just died in the manga 😭😭😭
-Dw bro Dazai has a plan

by AlexisNess'_no.1fan December 30, 2023

dazai has a plan

Some anime fans use "Dazai has a plan" as a joke. People use this when their favorite character is dying and they need to cop.

-Bro character name just died 😭😭😭
-Dw Dazai has a plan

by AlexisNess'_no.1fan December 30, 2023

ngh dazai~

Ahhh~ dazaii~ faster nghhh.... Please I need your tip rn 😍😍😍

*dazai fucks u hard till u scream:*
"Ngh dazai~.... AAHH~ THAT'S THE SPOT"

Lol

by Dazaiscumsock January 10, 2024

Dazai Osamu

A pathetic sopping wet cat that I found at the side of the street (I care for him but he can be a bitch sometimes. He’s always running away)

Person A: Ah damn my Dazai Osamu ran away again
Person B: Just wait a few days, he’ll come back eventually

by CrystalLily14 February 6, 2024

Dazai Osamu

A bandage. Known to Kunikida Doppo and others as "a walking waste of bandages." Do not confuse him with a roll of TP. That would be very unfortunate for him.

Person A: Hey, I hurt my finger. Do you have a spare Dazai Osamu I can use to bandage it?
Person B: Here, use this Dazai. It was in the first aid kit.

by bumblehouse November 27, 2023

dazai fan

the most atrocious people but they have good jokes

they are scary

"oh no... a dazai fan in my comment section."

the dazai fan: "HES SO NGMGMGMGMNHHG"

by May from tt gia November 27, 2023

dazai x obama x reader

it is the hottest ship in AO3, feel free to read it bbg

and contains the character from bungo stray dogs (Dazai), the 44th president of united states of america (Obama) and last is the reader!!!

someone: what is Dazai x Obama x Reader?
someone 2: it's the hottest ship in ao3! can't wait for the new scandel ehehe

by bigdickasian404 December 2, 2023